Moped Mafia
Fired up the hog the other day. Our Moped Mafia is about to dominate the hood again.
Last summer, a few of us formed a gang. Middle aged, paunchy men on mopeds screams “Mid-life crisis for the financially responsible” like nothing else. BUT – what it did was bring us a level of goofy fun that sometimes fades as you concentrate on careers and family.
I have zero reservations when saying that my family is and always will be my main priority – they bring me limitless joy and I know that I’m blessed to have this and to spend time with them every day.
BUT……having a moped is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME. I HIGHLY suggest you get one if you have the means.
Yes, I drive it to work.
No, I can’t do a wheelie on it.
Yes, the neighborhood kids laugh and point.
No, I can’t get it faster than 40mph…downhill…with a backwind.
I’m getting NO compensation from any moped distributor, but I’m available for endorsements.
My point is this: Maybe you’re someone that’s dedicated their life to their family and career. No shame in that. Try to find your moped though…it might be a book club, a gym, meditation….that’s on you. BUT, if you don’t have something you feel is YOUR MOPED…time to look for it. Could make you level up in happiness J
Here’s to living your best life…at 28mph..
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