It was a rainy Tuesday. Kim was visiting with her then husband Kris Humphries and I had to seize the moment. JJ’s wife Tricia and I pretended like we wanted a juicy burger at the exact time she walked in with that Tonka Truck booty.
It was surreal. After watching Keeping up with the Kardashians for over a half a decade by that point, I had to pinch myself. She was right in front of me and I just sat there! Some people ask why I think she’s so great. They say, “She’s famous for doing nothing!”
Not sure if I have the best reasons why, but they’re mine.
Reason 1 – She’s going to law school at 40 with 4 kids.
Reason 2 – Her body is a snack. You can argue that she has a daily trainer, but she still has to do the workout.
Reason 3 – She always looks amazing. Wouldn’t you if you had the cash!
Those are very superficial reasons and I’m okay with it. I will be shameless until I die about my skin and hair. This is going to be my year! I turn 36 in days and Kim is living motivation. This is somewhat tongue and cheek and a dash FOR RIZZY!
Do you think that it’s a coincidence that the final season of KUWTK starts on March 18th…my BIRTHDAY? I think not. Enjoy Kim’s greatest moments.